In the handful of years I have been
able to serve in the great nations military, I have picked up a few
simple philosophies. Many of these thought processes, I am unable to
share and not because of some bullshit super secret squirrel line
that guys use to part some chicks thighs either. Seriously some of
them I can share because either they have no context to the civilian
world, or they are just to fucked up for me to share. Though if you
are as fucked up as me and the people I hang with then maybe you too
could learn the mysteries of the universe. Military wisdom discovered
a lot of things.
I have once sat around a smoldering
coffee can with a hot coal in it to get my hands warm, and had a two
hour discussion over the physics and social requirements of
flatulence. We have discussed at great lengths the social
requirements that force men to desire anal sex. I know why the top of
chicken shit is white, and its not the reason you think. So many
mysteries solved on a long convoy, over a bagged lunch that Uncle Sam
provided (MRE). I have been brought to enlightenment by shear
exhaustion. I once spent an hour contemplating my navel in the back
of a large truck while other people pondered what I was pondering,
and stared at my navel as well. Sleep deprivation is the key to
really understanding the mysteries of the universe.
Aside from the way the military gets
this shit stuck in your head, to a a point that years later you can
recall boot camp in vivid detail but struggle to remember what your
first date wore on the night you played stinky fingers the first
time, there are other tools I learned to master a trade. The biggest
one is the see, do, teach model. I love this, and I wanted to share
it with you , because I truly think it would make the world a better
place. It is so simple on the surface that anyone can start using it
immediately. Its impact will last a life time.
The first part the "see" part
is to damn easy. Unless you are blind you can see shit happen, and
even Ray Charles saw in his own way. So in order to learn something
you need to see it first. You need to have seen it done, or at least
have learned of its existence. You need to the desire to learn it
first. Think of sex, the first time you bumped uglies with Mary Jane
Rotten-crotch (official military term), had you done research before,
or at the very least been exposed to the idea of procreational
recreation? You heard talk in the locker room, maybe got some porn
magazines, or seen a video? So you got the see part handled right.
You see shit, you learn about then you move on to the next phase
unless you are some lonely lazy dumb ass that is terrified of life.
Next you do. To damn easy right. You do
something. What ever it is you watched you do it, and you try to copy
what you saw that is within your physical limitations. You at least
try to pull off the iron cross on the rings at the gym to impress the
ladies, even if you only hold it for a negative void of time because
you spent to much time locked in phase one to work out, and you are
just a weak flabby stack of meat with eyes. Seriously though we learn
well by doing things, or at least trying. This is how people passed
on the secret of fire as we grunted and groaned in caves with berry
skins clinging to our ass hair. We tired to copy to the person next
to us that copied the guy before him, and holy crap there was a fire
in front of us burning our eyebrows and making us stink from both
ends.
Last is the teach phase. Yep you saw,
you did, and now you let others see. You do more than let them be a
social voyeur, but rather you share what you learned with them. You
become a part of their experience and you teach them. This does
multiple things, and on multiple levels. First this is the shining
example of walking the walk. You are not just vomiting words because
some old asshole behind a pulpit told you too. This is not a do as a
I say, not as I do scenario. You also get something out of it. If you
saw it done, did it on your own, and then teach someone how to do
just like you did, or as close as their bodies will allow them to
replicate your ability, this action is burned into your mind for a
long damn time.
This a great social exercise. It forces
interaction beyond the general stalker phase. It makes people
accountable for their own actions. It also burns the knowledge into
your head and life just gets better for everyone. Life is about
learning to me anyway, you carry all the stuff in your head when you
die, so why not learn as much as you can, and figure out that
teaching is just reenforcing the learning and making it stronger.
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