It's a growing trend of stupid.
Something that is really starting piss me off are the stories I am
getting from my brothers and sisters around the world. To me it is
far worse and has caused more damage than Congress cutting the budget
for the military. I want to talk to you about posers. People call it
stolen honor, or a variety of other things. I call it a con.
Seriously these fucking liars put on uniforms and decorate themselves
with chest candy to try and get free food, special services, and I
have even heard of one guy getting a beej. Now that just pisses me
off. I am not one to take a free meal, but I have gotten in the habit
of asking if a business offers discounts, but I have never gotten my
dick sucked just because I wore a uniform.
Now why this pisses me off is because
people are retarded in general. These assholes are typically wanna be
rejects that know enough to keep the ruse up with a civilian with
only TV exposure to the military. The move in and take advantage of
people and when they get caught, the bad light is shined on the
military. Some pull off their crap so well that people that they
target have no idea they are being used or conned, until its to late.
Then when they figure out they were taken, they still have it locked
in their mind it was one of service members.
So I am going to try give a few simple
tips to the civilians out there. First off if the story sounds to
good to be true, it probably is. That is the biggest give away. Most
of these military wanna-be's have this in common. They peg the bull
shit meter full out. They have all just gotten back from super secret
squirrel shit. They are not just special forces, but very special
forces. Most of them went on special secret missions that you might
have heard a bit of it on the news. Some serious signs are they did
this missions single handed.
The worst of these offenders are wash
outs. These are people that did not make it through boot, or got
kicked out in there specialty training for the military. They know a
few acronyms, and the lingo of grunts, and one or two of the more
colorful phrases. They are also bitter because they failed, and they
blame the military for their failure nine times out of ten. So they
can pull off the far more in depth cons. So beware of the Green Beret
rocking a trident of the S.E.A.L.s.
Some ways to discount their bullshit,
is first off don't give them something if they as for it. I have
never asked for a meal to be paid for, and when I ask for a military
discount at a store I produce my ID. I have never asked for a thank
you for your service blow though. I think I might start asking for
that though, I did not know that was an option. I will even show my
military ID. The rare occasions I am out in my uniform I am quick to
get home, and on the uber rare times that I grab some food out on the
economy, I eat it now, taste it later. I do not like the stares, and
I am not a fan of the attention. Like me for me, not because of what
I am wearing.
Bottom line though, do not hold the
military accountable for the actions of these bottoms feeders. Yes
the military has their fair share of douche nozzles, but they are in
no way this distasteful. So if you see a homeless guy on side of the
road holding up a sign that says help a Vet, give him directions to
the VA. If you want to buy a guy in uniform a meal or a beer, ask him
about something you might know about the military first. Test the
waters, and also check and see if he or she even wants you to buy the
meal in the first place. Beware the con, and understand they are not
affiliated with the rest of us. Do not hold us accountable for it.
No comments:
Post a Comment